The phone bill was exceptionally high.
The man of the house called a family meeting to discuss.
Dad: This is unacceptable. I don’t use the home phone. I use my work phone.
Mum: Me too, I hardly use the home phone. I use my company’s phone.
Son: I use the cell phone given to me by my office. I never use the home phone.
All of them are shocked and together look at the maid who is patiently listening to them.
Maid: What? So we all use our work phones. What’s the big deal??