Sometimes, humor is all about efficiency and that applies to the best adult jokes as well. If you can make people laugh with only one or two sentences – you can call yourself a truly funny person!
Let’s take a look at our favorite short jokes for adults only:
As far as dirty jokes go, we can safely say that size doesn’t matter. *wink wink*
Here are our favorite picks:
1. Weirdly, I’ve been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn. It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
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2. What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
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3. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
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4. Why didn’t Barbie ever get pregnant?
Because Ken always came in another box.
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5. How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle its balls.
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6. What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA?
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
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7. What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?
She gagged.
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8. Did you know about the hole in the walls of houses in the nudist colony?
The police are looking into it.
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9. What do tofu and a vibrator have in common?
They are both meat substitutes.
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10. Did you hear about the guy who died because he was erect for too long?
They couldn’t close his casket.
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11. What did the guy say when he got caught playing with himself to an optical illusion?
It’s not what it looks like!
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12. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me!
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13. Why did the white goo cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
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14. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
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15. What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They are both stuck-up c*nts.
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16. What is the difference between a prostitute and a 7-year-old?
You don’t know? You sick weirdo.
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17. Why do male squirrels swim on their back?
To keep their nuts dry.
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18. What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
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19. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that little thing?
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20. Do you know why a witch never wears panties?
More grip on the broom.
